Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...