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PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...