How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...