Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...