RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...