Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
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Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Economist Valentines
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Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Simplified income taxes
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You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...