7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...