Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...