The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...