Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...