Give Them a Shock
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glow worm unhappy
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The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
In A Freezer
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A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
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Definition of a Wife!
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