A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...