Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...