Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...