Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...