Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....