What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
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Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...