Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...