Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...