TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...