How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...