Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...