Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...