You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...