How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...