A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.