Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...