A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
chameleon’s motto
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Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...