Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.