The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!