CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
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Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Guyness Quiz
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Your spinning me a yarn here!
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An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...