What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
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Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.