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There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
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Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Process-Oriented God
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Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
I.R.S. parking tickets
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