Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...