Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...