Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...