Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...