A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...