Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...