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An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Cow Priced Like A Car
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cross a spider and an elephant
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Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Valid identification
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Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
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Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...