Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...