Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Cat jokes 07
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