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Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
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Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Bear jokes 02
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DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
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Guide for all women
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The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...