Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...