Find out about the cat
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...