Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...