Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...