What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...