Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...