Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...